1 00:00:00,110 --> 00:00:03,870 That's DB Norton's opening attack on the governor. Why, Jim, it's just a letter 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:07,530 sent into a column. No, no, I can smell it. That's Norton. Good morning, 3 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:08,610 gentlemen. Good morning, governor. 4 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:09,950 You're rather early. 5 00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:12,270 Governor, did you happen to see this in a new bulletin? 6 00:00:12,850 --> 00:00:13,850 Yes. 7 00:00:14,070 --> 00:00:15,830 I had it served in my breakfast. 8 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:17,450 Jim thinks it's... 9 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:24,150 Should 10 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:28,350 we, um... Mm -hmm. 11 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,020 Everything okay? 12 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,720 Yeah. 13 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,090 Are you sure everything's okay? 14 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:32,370 Yeah. 15 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:35,570 Hold on, let me just... 16 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:42,370 One 17 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,250 second. 18 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,690 What am I not your type, boo? 19 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:03,970 No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. That is not it. That was a bad joke. 20 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,550 You, listen, it's not you. 21 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:06,790 Like, it's totally me. 22 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:07,669 No, no, that was a joke. 23 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:11,550 No, no, no. I'm in my head too much. No, you're not. No, no, it was, I made a 24 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:12,149 bad joke. 25 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:13,150 I'm sorry. 26 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:15,070 I didn't mean it like that. Seriously. 27 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:16,910 It's fine. 28 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:20,030 Hey. I promise it's not you. It's fine. 29 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:21,610 Okay? 30 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:22,850 Bodies are weird. 31 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:26,490 It's okay. 32 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:37,010 I'm having a good time. 33 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:42,670 This therapy never happened to me before. 34 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:43,990 I believe you. 35 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:50,010 Can you do me a favor? 36 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,470 What? 37 00:02:55,190 --> 00:03:01,390 Can you tell me a really embarrassing story about yourself? 38 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:03,190 Why? 39 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:05,740 Because... It'll make me feel better. 40 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,440 Oh, my God. 41 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,600 You have to. No! 42 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,140 Just... It can just be, like, a small one. 43 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,680 And... Look at me. I mean, I'm dying of shame here. 44 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,360 Fine. 45 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,620 Okay. 46 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:33,360 So... When I was little, my dad made me do... 47 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:37,240 Taekwondo, which, you know, I hated. 48 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:44,220 Anyway, so this one time my dad wanted to eat beforehand. So we went to 49 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:48,660 Whataburger and we were waiting in line and I had my gi on. 50 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:57,520 I was waiting in line with my dad and I was like, oh, what if I just pretend to 51 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 be sick? 52 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,220 I started. 53 00:04:05,209 --> 00:04:12,190 gagging and I mean just like really really selling it and All these people 54 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:17,410 line started turning around and they were like, um, it's okay and my dad was 55 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:20,950 just like He's fine. He's faking it. Meanwhile. 56 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:27,230 I'm in the back going like And I just got really awkward cuz like 57 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:33,000 everyone was staring but Nobody, including the employees, were doing 58 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,920 And my dad was just like, he's faking it. 59 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:41,580 And eventually I just stopped. 60 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,140 Okay, so I have a question. 61 00:04:48,340 --> 00:04:54,980 Tell me, who of the three quintessential 62 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:57,420 Charlie's Angels would you be? 63 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:01,330 Mind you, there is one right answer. 64 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:06,770 Lucy Liu, hands down. 65 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,730 No, you would be her? 66 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:12,490 Yeah, she's objectively the best angel. 67 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:18,550 So, that was pretty recent for you then. 68 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:22,590 Yeah, like, I'd known for a while. 69 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,230 You know, it was a classic. 70 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:33,100 small town, conservative parents, very religious sort of upbringing, and, 71 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:40,100 you know, moved to a big city, got access to a bunch of dick, and then 72 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:43,640 was like, yeah, I guess this is a thing. 73 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:47,040 So, I don't know. 74 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:48,900 That was pretty cliche. 75 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:52,460 Doesn't make it any less valid, though. 76 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:02,240 i feel like if this were a gay movie this would be the part where one of us 77 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:08,660 something real heavy like yeah something like 78 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:14,440 quietly profound and they whisper it 79 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,820 get all teary eyed 80 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,090 You should do it. 81 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:30,930 Right now. 82 00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:32,990 You should tell me something like that. 83 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:41,030 I... I don't know. 84 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,220 Tonight's not over yet. 85 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:02,990 Have an early morning tomorrow. 86 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:37,260 I mean, yeah, I appreciate it, but, like... I mean, you didn't see his face. 87 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:43,900 And I just... I can't help thinking that I ruined this, and 88 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,940 it's... 89 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:55,520 Hey, 90 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,420 sorry. I gotta call you back. 91 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,840 Yeah. 92 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:05,270 Hey. Hey. 93 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,570 Did I leave my... Oh, yes. 94 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:10,329 It's over here. 95 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:11,330 Okay. 96 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:22,150 Cool. Thank you. Mm -hmm. 97 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:29,090 So I really do have an early morning tomorrow. 98 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:32,890 Yeah. I didn't think you did. Good. Good. 99 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,800 Hey, look. 100 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:50,160 If you're worried that I'm somehow offended or turned off because 101 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,940 of tonight, let me just say that. 102 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,040 Look, you don't have to. 103 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,240 No, please. 104 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:02,780 I know that you meant it when you said that tonight was supposed to turn out. 105 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:10,190 And I know that you're pissed off that it didn't. 106 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:16,410 But honestly, I'm just... I'm just glad that we got to hang out. 107 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:25,950 And I am perfectly happy taking things a little slower. 108 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:29,050 If you want to. 109 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:35,630 you know, still in this if you are. 110 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,490 You gotta be fucking kidding me.